March 2012
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College Haiku
hervacationh0me:
Fuck your textbook, son And fuck your midterm too, bitch Deadline my ass, trick
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setfiretoyourfaves replied to your post: i love how modern family resorted to a ~women are…
was there a debate? no shade, really, were people debating that? lol
lol no there isn’t, it’s just modern family gets touted as being ~so progressive~~ whereas i think happy endings pulls it off way better, haha
joshishollywood:
How has the horror industry not cashed in on teen bloggers romanticizing murderers yet, that story writes itself
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televisionismygirlfriend replied to your post: i love how modern family resorted to a ~women are…
lmao if you think for one second that modern family is progressive not only do you need your head examined you can unfucking follow me right now. that show is misogynist, classist, racialized trash conservatism masquerading as progressive values. smh
TELL US HOW YOU REALLY FEEL CHELSEA. no but...
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also the other really interesting thing about modern family is it plays into the really old trope of married couples always fighting/disagreeing over things (name the last episode where cameron or mitchell wasn’t mad at the other one at some point) and are opposites (claire’s high strung but phil’s more relaxed! cameron’s goofy and flamboyant but mitchell’s reserved!...
i love how modern family resorted to a ~women are crazy when they’re on their periods~ storyline whereas happy endings had a a gay couple talk about their differences about wanting kids later. is it really a debate over which one is more progressive?
when will period jokes go the way of “what’s the deal with airplane food??”
hahaha
see it’s funny, because when women get on their periods they go CRAZY and lose all ability to reason or think rationally
thanks modern family!
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the-squid-king replied to your post: does it count as a that 70’s show reunion if it’s…
Who?
donna and fez
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does it count as a that 70’s show reunion if it’s only with the two worst characters?
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ohlittlerachel replied to your post: Top 6 90s one hit wonders? /sorry bb. I had to do it. lol
omg how bizarre.
lol can we talk about HOW MUCH I LOVE THAT SONG for a second. it was in my top 25 on itunes for awhile after the lead singer died because it is SUCH A GOOD SONG. brb putting it on repeat.
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YOU’LL ALL HAVE CHINS
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agentcolby asked: top 6 MM characters; AND top 6 songs that describe our relationship ;)
February 2012
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justanotherladyinred asked: Top 6 90s one hit wonders? /sorry bb. I had to do it. lol
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Ask me my "TOP 6" anything!
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum feels a weird hair in his butt crack while taking a shower but can’t find it.
thedailywhat:
Not Even Once of the Day: A Florida woman was arrested yesterday for burning down the fifth oldest tree in the world while smoking meth inside of it.
The iconic 118-foot Seminole County cypress tree known as The Senator, believed to be some 3,500 years old, burned to the ground in January following what police believed to be an arson attack.
But a Crimeline tip led investigators...
eloiseeeeeeeee you never meant that much to meeee
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vandesin replied to your post: bonanzajellybean replied to your post: i like how…
lol sadly ur right i can explain it better (what is my life). gg didn’t actually cause the crash but she was partly responsible so she disappeared and georgina hacked into the system (apparently it’s super easy to hack gg) and became the new gg
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bonanzajellybean replied to your post: i like how gossip girl exists in a universe where …
wait the person behind gossip girl was revealed?!
okay so i spent all day only watching dan/blair scenes on youtube so i have a very limited understanding of the actual plot developments, but from what i gathered the real gossip girl caused a car accident for chuck and blair so she left or something...
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vandesin replied to your post: i like how gossip girl exists in a universe where …
serena conveniently forgets her and dan are step siblings and share a half brother
YEAH OKAY THAT TOO IS ALSO DISGUSTING
also i like how dan has “gossip girl” as a contact in his phone.
i like how gossip girl exists in a universe where
a person raising a child spends their time writing a gossip blog about a bunch of annoying 20 year olds
blake lively can’t get a date on valentine’s day
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wait did dan actually have a baby with georgina
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benedict cumberbatch posts on ontd are my favorite thing of all time
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